For the week of Apr 13, 2009
Exemplary Heartless Bitchitude: Suvi - "I say it to your face, not behind your back."
Cynthia - "Wine is something you drink, not DO."
Jackie - "The hair is red, the skin is fair, the heritage is Irish. The temper is not a myth, be stupid and I will prove it."
Hollie - "Be who and what you want to be and screw anyone who wants to tell you that you can't."
Kay - "Life IS too short for crappy chocolate, so you better bring me the expensive stuff!"
Andrea - "I don't engage in unprovoked cruelty, but when people who don't know me well think they can walk all over me because I am small and initially quiet, I rip them a new one by brutally exposing their ignorance and stupidity."
Blair - "I'm a strong woman and if you got a problem with it you can kiss my ass."
Beatrice - "I lift my glass to all the Bitches who respect our gender and believe in our power."
Sage - "When men call me the Ice Queen, I say, "Got a problem with it?""
Robin - "My life is not open to be criticized by you."
Di - "Can I offer you a tampon for that bleeding pussy? (To all the women who tolerate and subject us to their whiny men.)"
Shantiki - "It's not that my expectations are too high to live up to, it's that you're too lazy to try."
Grace - "Go read a book on how to be less stupid and less annoying."
Geneva - "If you don't like it, then you can get out."
Avery - "If I ever get old and senile just fucking shoot me."
Peter - "Engage me in a conversation about your asinine relationship problems and I'll make you regret it."
Bri - "You're a classic example of the inverse ratio between the size of the mouth and the size of the brain."
Yes! I want to Read about more "Real Life Heartless Bitches"
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