For the week of January 19th, 2009
Exemplary Heartless Bitchitude: John - "Tomorrow is a lie told by cowards to justify leaving their sword in the pile and the dragon unslain."
Exemplary Heartless Bitchitude: Amanda - "You're a big kid now, and that shit doesn't fly in the real world- use your brain and act like an adult, or get the fuck out."
Rabid - "I can see you're going to need a support group to deal with me. Here's their number."
Gloria - "Weak people never know they are weak. It is my job to tell them."
Vanessa - "Weak people never know they are weak. It is my job to tell them."
Charlotte - "I would give Sarah Palin a heart attack. The fact that we share the same birthday doesn't even begin to cover it."
Natalie - "Why let little problems crawl up your ass? All you will get out of it a hemorrhoid, and that will be just one more thing to whine about."
Edith - "I not a prude Bitch, I'm a living, breathing reminder of what you can't have."
Michelle - "Don't give a fuck. (just try to imagine it with a drunken slur)"
Adrienne - "Teaching others the rightness of my ideas, the process of reasoning that discriminates winners and losers."
Tabby - "Life sometimes sucks, so suck it up and suck on it."
Kristin - "What's my sign? No Entry. Now pull a U-turn and kindly drive the fuck away."
Andi - "Yes, yes, yes, you have a uterus and I have one too. They sure are dandy but can we MOVE ON WITH OUR LIVES?!"
Madalee - "I call 'em as I see 'em now and that is that."
Kerry - "You may not like what I'm trying to say but you are going to hear me, for better or for worse."
Emma - "I am a red-blooded, ass-kicking, van-driving, heavy-stuff-lifting, burlesque-enthusing, air-guitaring classy broad."
Catherine - "And as quick as you attempted to come in, I can write you off even faster."
Sharon - "Speak softly and carry a big stick - but ALWAYS know how to use it!"
Nishka - "Focusing on yourself and what you want is only selfish if you are an asshole at heart."
Hildur - "I think, therefore I can take responsibility for my own actions, opinions and life."
Lauren - "If you're a woman and still breathing, you should demand your rights as equals in society. That, by all definitions, is feminism. A woman and don't agree? Go get a sex change and call yourself Republican."
Laura - "Be careful whose toes you step on today because they might be connected to the foot that kicks your ass tomorrow."
Yes! I want to Read about more "Real Life Heartless Bitches"
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