Lauren
My Heartless Bitch qualities include being ruthless, not conforming to gender standards, and simply living life on my terms. Granted, these qualities should be the norm, but unfortunately our society is full of flakes.
Lately, I've shown ruthlessness by not putting up with my step-sister's whining. She has a horrible habit about griping about her asshole boyfriend all the time, and using him as an excuse to get drunk/high every weekend. About a month ago they supposedly broke up, and yet she continues to sleep with him. Well, enough is enough, and I told her that when she felt she deserved a better guy, to come find me and I'll hook her up, but as long as she refused to move on she had better not complain to me how much of a jackass her ex is or I'd wring her neck with my own two hands!
Another sign of being a Heartless Bitch is my "speed dating" method, which many people find ruthless, but also demonstrates my diligence in not conforming to gender standards. Basically, I give a guy 3 weeks to prove he's worth my time by not conflicting with any of my major values, and if he does, he's gone before he even realizes what he's done. For example, he has to deal with me not wearing makeup or girlish clothes. He must also deal with my occasional "I'm not shaving" moods, and if there are any comments about my lack of conformity, I call him a brainwashed asshole and tell him to leave! Oh, and if a guy ever, I mean ever, mentions not liking cats, I call him Hitler and tell him he has ten seconds to get out of my sight before I set him aflame because people who don't like cats have control issues and I will never be controlled!
Finally, I live my life on my own terms, which is at the very core of all Heartless Bitches. Currently I am enrolled in a premedical program at my college so I can become a midwife since I firmly believe that childbirth is not a medical emergency and therefore has no place in a hospital. In addition, I've managed to not follow the crowd by getting a meaningless low-wage job while in college. Instead my college has employed me as a study aide for a chemistry class I already aced. Finally, my Heartless Bitch values allow my sense of adventure to run wild, and I'm known for packing my bags and leaving for the weekend without letting anyone know I'm gone!
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