Why I am a Heartless Bitch? Well, no doubt I can try to make it sound like I'm a leather wearing bad-ass like the morons from the Weak of the Week, but let's not waste our time.

I'm a Heartless Bitch because I don't care about anything. Your boyfriend broke up with you? He was an asshole anyway and I'll make sure you remember it when he comes crawling back. Your dog died? Just get another one for free in a Wal-Mart parking lot. You think I should go out with you because we've both got a pretty face? Eat your heart out and choke on it.

My tongue may not have the most acid and my heart may not be as frozen as the others on this site but I'm a Bitch, plain and simple and as fun as it would be to join, I don't need your website confirming that for me. So, I shall end this application with one of my favorite Bitchy moments, what I told my uncle when he said it was a man's world;

"No, sweetie, we just let you think that, because, while we're smarter than you, we're also smart enough not to underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups. So you just keep saying, 'God didn't make men and women equal'. I say, give it time and you'll evolve."

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