I am a Heartless Bitch because I really don't give a flying fuck about what others think about me. I matter to me, you don't. As I've aged, I've found radical acceptance. I accept my cellulite, sagging boobs and floppy twat. I refuse to have surgical lifting of any kind, so let my Bitch flag sag. I just wish someone had told me that when I get older, I would be plucking thick black hairs from my chin and neck. It is time consuming and that sucks.

I no longer make excuses for not having children: I don't like them. They should be banned from stores so when one starts screaming like a banshee, Bitches like me won't have to suppress the urge to drop-kick them into a produce bin or lock them in a freezer. Breeding sucks. Eighteen plus years of hell just so someone can take care of you when you get old; my ass. I might not feel so strongly if babies didn't eventually turn into teenagers. But they go through the screaming phase, to the whiny and noisy phase, to the hormonal "the world revolves around me" phase. All suck.

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