Corey
I’m an intelligent woman.
I am working full time and going to college full time to be able to have a job that will make me feel good and that will also allow me to open a lot of opportunities
I take full responsibility for my fuck-ups and tell the stories later.
I think that sheep are acceptable as pets and food, but are otherwise useless.
I have no shame that I am good at being single.
I was terminated for “attempting to organize a union” because I took a logical petition to a former employer about how much everyone disliked their new system and showed them alternative options that the staff supported.
My mom keeps giving me the “We will always support you, no matter who you love” speech, because my refusal to settle for less than I want makes her think I’m completely queer.
I like the way my ass looks: cellulite dimples, and jiggles combined.
I can fix my own paid-off-by-me-car, and enjoy the blank looks I get at auto parts stores when I go in for replacement parts.
The guy in my life got my attention by telling me that he loved my honesty, even when he wanted to shake me until my teeth rattled. It was ten times more gratifying than any physical compliment could be.
I once told a guy that there was a $20 on the dresser if he would lose my number..
I refuse to apologize for saying things that I mean. If I’m offensive to you it’s because you’re not strong enough in your own beliefs to withstand criticism, which indicates that you’re only regurgitating rhetoric and haven’t had an original thought since birth.
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