Austen
I’m a Heartless Bitch for a few reasons I suppose. First off, I’ve been seen as some sort of Bitch since grade school. I was the kid always getting into playground fights and making the boys cry. The name started out as The Mean Bitch, morphed into The Black-Haired Bitch, and finally ended up being The Dead Bitch(I’m pale, what can I say?). I guess most people would be offended, but I find it all quite humorous. My best friend’s ringtone for me is even “Cold Hard Bitch” by Jet. I love being seen as Heartless because no one tries to play the game when they know there’s no way in hell they’re ever going to win, you know?
Of course, I can’t take all the credit for what I am. My parents made me this way. Mom closely followed the philosophy of “suck it up and quit your whining” while Dad made it clear that I should always remember to “kick some ass and don’t let anyone tell you they’re better than you.”
And the final example of my Heartlessness that I can give to you is my hatred of idiots. Come on people, is there any reason to be so stupid? Idiots include, but are not limited to people who: should never have received a driver’s license, think their personal issues are more important than yours and have to tell everyone how bad their life sucks, women who “need” a man in order to function day to day, men who think everyone wants them, those who don’t get the hint that their presence is not wanted, and finally those who are too ignorant to see their own stupidity. These people should be kicked in the crotch and not allowed to breed. I believe that’s the answer to the worlds’ problems. Eliminate idiocracy, and our world would be a much nicer place.
Country: United States
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