Sharon
Don't bother calling me to complain about how your husband doesn't understand you, doesn't appreciate you, takes you for granted. I'm not your fucking therapist. I'm not even your friend. You watched soaps and talk shows all day while your kids were in daycare. Stop quoting Dr. Phil and get your pathetic victimized head out of your ass.
Don't bother hitting on me you insecure, arrogant child-man. I don't care if you want to fuck me. If I found you fuckable you would already know it.
I am sensual and creative. Don't bother worshipping me. Sincere compliments are appreciated. Don't overdo it.
Stop complaining about the weather. I hope you get struck by lightning.
Drinking a Texas Mickey of rye and a two-four of beer in one night is not something to brag about. Get a life asshole. That shit will kill you. On second thought - carry on, we'll be rid of you soon enough.
Buying a pound of weed so you can sell quarter ounces is not a brilliant plan. You are a drug dealer. You smoke for free, eh? Loser.
Yeah, I'm crazy. Get out of my space.
You don't like me. I don't care.
Your new hero is a carbon copy of your last three husbands. He is identical to your father. They don't love you. Deal with it. Get a shrink and go to therapy every two weeks for three years longer than anyone thinks you should. In the meantime, take care of the children you have and get your tubes tied. Pay attention to your children. They are brilliant. You are a fool.
No, I won't lend you money. Fuck off.
No, I won't invite you to my party. Fuck off.
No, I won't marry you. Fuck off.
No, I won't lend you my car. Fuck off.
Yes, I have a truck. No, I won't help you move.
Sex is not a negotiation. Making love with me is a sensual experience. I don't trade head for face.
I am not your booty call. You are mine. Deal with it.
A small dog is not a fashion accessory. Neither is a baby. Grow up.
If you really loved me you wouldn't say "If you really loved me...."
Shame on me for tolerating you. I won't do it again.
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