Scott
I'm a Heartless Bitch because, well, really I'm an Intolerant Bastard - if I live long enough I hope to become full-blown Curmudgeon. I have just spent the last several hours perusing your web site and I want in on the fun! Never in the history of mankind have the practitioners of the joyful art of misanthropy presented us with such abundant, easy material, and here on this site I have found my long lost, jaded, jaundiced people. I have made a life-long practice of pointing out the obvious to dumbasses - both as a hobby and as a way to make living - and have long since concluded that ninety-nine percent of all human misery, as experienced by both sexes, is self inflicted. Why should I feel sorry for Suzy because her husband beats her, and she is too stupid or spineless to just fucking walk away? Why should I loan Bubba money until payday because he spent all of his on beer and lottery tickets? Stupidity should be its own reward. And how in the fuck did we ever decide that it would be a good thing to make it easier for these retards to reproduce and worse yet, to vote?
What will this community get from me? Clear eyed, unvarnished observations and opinions. Being male, a lifelong case of mild testosterone poisoning has left me with a somewhat off-kilter view of humanity, so I may from time to time cause some heartburn. I can take as good as I give, and do have a hide like an alligator's, and a sense of decorum which has seen occasional use over the years.
I recognize that the membership here is female, but this is just happenstance. The primary requirements appear to be: rationality, good powers of observation, the wit to draw wisdom from those observations, and the verbal skill and spine to just speak up and say what the hell you think. I've got all that in spades. Let's play!
Country: United States
Yes! I want to read more from Real Life Heartless Bitches
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