1. I know I wouldn't be friends with my sister if she wasn't my sister. She is one of those girls that constantly needs a boy doting after her. It kind of makes me sick. (That "kind of" holds a thick layer of hidden sarcasm. It actually makes me vomit on a regular basis.)

2. I can't flirt around. I say what I want to get what I want. If I want sex from you, I say, "I want sex", not "giggle-giggle-rub shoulder-bat eyelashes-flip hair". This does not make me a slut.

3. Most guys my age are still so immature that to ward them off, I simply state that I could easily rip off their junk with the power of my thunder thighs. This usually does the trick.

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