Nastassia
1. I loathe romantic comedies. They all have the same hackneyed plot
and part of me secretly hates people who enjoy romantic comedies. I also hated
The Notebook and Titanic- even though every body said that they are two movies
every woman should see. They were crap.
2. I don't believe in "true love", "kindred spirits" or "love at first
site." I'm annoyed by the fact that people become mad at me when I say this- I
don't try to push my beliefs onto you, don't try to convert me to your hopeless
romantic club.
3. I am a pessimist. People think this is a bad thing. I beg to differ. A.
I'm never disappointed, B. I'm normally right, and C. When I'm not right- I'm
wrong, but pleasantly surprised. Why does everyone pride themselves on being
optimists and look down on pessimists.
4. The next time someone cries to get what they want, I will punch them. I
am not going to feel guilty for not giving you the window seat. Screw you.
5. No, you are not going to find a man who "calls you beautiful instead of
hot, who will stay awake just to watch you sleep, who wants to show you off to
his friends, who wants to show you off to the world, Who likes you better
without makeup..." a) Stop posting this crap on your myspace. If this man
actually exists, when he sees your myspace, he's going to think you are
desperate. b) What exactly are you contributing to this relationship?
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