Mortimer
How dogmatic are your edittrixes(editrixae?) when it comes to the
usage of the word 'Bitch'? I suppose I can be a 'Bitch' sometimes, if by
Bitch you mean that I'll clip a guy in the nuts, figuratively or literally, if
he behaves like a tool, and I am neither proud nor ashamed of that, because I
expect the same from all of you cunts! :)
If I were a bona fide female, I'd like to think that I'd be a Bitch
depending on cramping and/or water retention, just for starters, not to mention
all that bleeding (terribly sorry about that one). But at the same time, I
wouldn't milk my biological complexities for an easy ride, which in my
experiences as both a nice guy and an asshole, a good number of dem two egg
carryin' folks do. Let's see. Broken hearts are for assholes, and
women should be treated as equals to men, which of course makes the WNBA a
sexist organization. DEAL WITH IT!!!
Hopefully feminism will have progressed enough in the next few
generations so that I can legally fistfight a woman in a public place.
If you're still reading, and realize that that was a joke, then
congratulations, you can have me as a member. I mean, like it or not, a
male opinion is a valuable tool for philosophical evolution, which it seems that
HBI is all about. I mean, if I hear a rant that gives me that whole Dixie
Carter vibe, I'll slap it with a citizen's citation sho nuff. Being a
Heartless Bitch is one thing, but don't be a sucka Bitch. So are you
nonplussed yet? Do I qualify? Remember, you don't get the 'A' material
until I'm accepted. I WILL NOT BE REJECTED AGAIN!
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Yes! I want to read more from Real Life Heartless Bitches
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