Maxine
I think I may have tried this before, but I probably got bored or
pissed off with trying to think of something witty...
BUT sod that...I'm just going to tell you what's what. I have TRIED really
hard NOT to be a Bitch. For years I've tried to conform to the idealistic,
butter-wouldn't-melt image, but at this stage, well, I've now just accepted that
I am what I am. I don't deliberately set out to hurt peoples
feelings, but if you are going to SET YOURSELF UP by being a complete moron and
insulting my intelligence then I say f*ck that you deserve what you get.
Don't get me wrong, I'm quite laid back around normal, genuine people. But
I just can't tolerate people who try too hard. I especially cannot tolerate men
who try to impress me -because what they really want is for me to impress them
right back. Well I'm sorry, I just don't have the time. Take me or leave me.
That's it. I may be all piss and vinegar - you may even call me bitter if you
wish - whatever helps you sleep at night. But at the end of the day, I just
don't have the time or the inclination to endeavor to cut through all the fake
bullshit that people feed each other on a daily basis. If you don't have the
balls to be yourself around me then go bother someone else.
I want my life to be easy and peaceful. I don't give a shit about your life
and what YOU want. This is about MY life. You don't like that? Then go mess up
someone else's peace and quiet and quit bothering me. Basically, I'm a Bitch
because I want a peaceful down-to-earth existence. NO, I don't want to be swept
off my feet. I like my feet where they are, thanks. NO I don't want a
white wedding, 2.5 kids, and a house in the suburbs. If I wanted that, I'd have
it. NO, don't ask me stupid mundane boring questions like, "What's your ideal
first date" or "Describe your ideal man" with that puppy-dog look on your
face. It makes me want to vomit. Yes, I do like shopping, Yes I do like
shoes. But stop assuming I'm a brain-dead little Barbie doll just because I
have blonde hair. I also like whiskey, porn and AK47's and Salman Rushdie...so
what does that make me? Huh? yeh...I've heard it all honey, lesbian, feminist,
frigid, uptight.....go on...you can call me all that, but I prefer Heartless
Bitch.
Country: Ireland
Yes! I want to read more from Real Life Heartless Bitches
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