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Mariko


I'm becoming sick of humanity in general. "Cultured" society has created a cycle of blame and self-entitlement wherein people strike out at other people because they are hurt themselves. The people who need therapy aren't getting it and the people who do get therapy are psychological hypochondriacs. The fact that no one will listen to my opinions about this doesn't stop me from stating them loudly and proudly.

I'm a Heartless Bitch because I don't talk about people behind their backs, but I will talk about them to their faces.

I'm a Heartless Bitch because I don't give in to a person who wants his or her own opinions confirmed instead of partaking in an actual discussion.

I'm a Heartless Bitch because Mr. Magic Wand is all the man I need, leaving me free to have a relationship with someone I want.

I'm a Heartless Bitch because I don't use my sexuality as a weapon or a shield.

I'm not a Heartless Bitch because the slogan "Where you ats?" has given me a facial tic, but I may end up committing mayhem because of it.

I'm a Heartless Bitch because SPCA commercials make me cry, but the guy who shot himself in the face while making sure his gun was loaded makes me giggle.

I'm a Heartless Bitch because when someone honks at me for making a complete stop at a stop sign, I wait a full 3 seconds just to spite him or her.

I'm a Heartless Bitch because I had my heart surgically removed when my seventh grad P.E. teacher asked me not to sign up for tackle football because he was afraid I would get hurt. When I proceeded to sign up anyways, he cautioned the boys to be careful with me and not to get grabby. The first boy to get in my way on the field got a shoulder to the solar plexus and a free trip to the nurse's office.

I'm a Heartless Bitch mostly because all people are created equal, but all people are NOT treated equitably.

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