Yo! Bitches! I'm really loving the site, You guy's are really fucking hilarious, I'm kinda nervous to even write this, in fear that I won't be as cool and Bitchy as you.

My Heartless Bitch qualities "just some thoughts and fun facts"

-I tell people the truth, even if it hurts their feelings

-I never let anyone talk down to me and if they do they're getting a piece of mind

-lowering yourself to get a guys attention? come on girls close your legs!

-I love make up and looking my best, but there's no way in hell I would shave my eyebrows and then draw them on -- do they seriously think it looks good?

-if the woman cooks the man better sure as hell help clean up, who wants a lazy fat husband or boyfriend?

-men don't need sex as much as they think, a two week drought isn't that bad, is it?

-I find it easier to talk to guys both in casual conversation and intellectual. I'm not saying I hate all girls, but I hate many, all the ones that aren't Bitches of course

-I won't do you a favor unless you have done something for me in the past or I know for a fact you will return the favor. Too many people are lazy, liars, cheats, and mooches

- I do the what the fuck I want when I want!

I hope I am as fucking awesome as I think!

Country: United States

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