Karen
I'm a Heartless Bitch because...
Well, I'll pause there, because I'm not sure I'm quite enough of a seasoned Heartless Bitch to qualify for membership. But the reason I'm applying is because I have very few self-assured, non-wishy-washy women role models in my life, and I'm excited for a chance to mingle with people who don't wibble behind candle-lit Harlequins.
That said, I believe I have Bitch-worthy qualities to be improved upon. I'm pansexual - totally equal opportunity, or what? - and don't pause to mince my words when someone of either gender bullshits me. I refuse to take crap from anyone unless its plausibly constructive and halfway decent... and nothing irks me more than women who "require" a man to feel validated. I'm irritated to no end with girls obsessively whining about how they have to lose 10lbs before their boyfriend comes over next, or he isn't going to love them anymore. (Boo fucking hoo. The end of a relationship that hovers on the female's attractiveness is destined for failure from the start - I just get to watch, amused, as it all goes down in flames.) Men who see women as sexual objects tend to fly under my Bitch-radar, since there's an ambiguous but wondrous point where they all become background noise.
I think that's enough rambling! Hope I'm deemed Bitch-In-Training-Worthy enough to be approved.
Country: Canada
Yes! I want to read more from Real Life Heartless Bitches
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