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Daniella


When I was in eighth grade, a classmate of mine flat out told me I was a cynical Bitch. For years I've pushed it aside, but I'm embracing it once again. I'm through playing nice. No, not playing. Being. I'm tired of having my kindness repeatedly mistaken for spinelessness. I know that comes off as cliché, but I don't care.

Am I partially to blame? Sure, which is why I'm taking action. While I acknowledge the fact that humans are flawed, I'm thoroughly fed up with the garbage that surrounds me and makes me want to start beating them to death with a roll of Bounty.

Yes, I am spiteful. No, it's not my fucking problem, it's theirs. I've been earning my own spending cash since I was 10 years old, and most of my jobs back then involved babysitting children and playing games with them. Naively, never would I have thought that at 22, I'd still be babysitting people my age or slightly older, or observing them play drama games and talk shit about each other.

Maybe I need new friends. Maybe I need to rant. But the point is, it's not me; it's THEM. Anger Management isn't the solution, because it can't cure those who are classified as MMS (Massively Moronic Species), which are really at the root of the problem (or rather, at the root of MY problem). And for the record, I don't have a PMS problem, I'm just easily provoked. I'm intelligent, I have a sense of humor, and I have a hell of a character. People are just too fucking insipid to get it, and I'm merely responding to the retardation of it all.

My favorite question is "Dani, why are you such a Bitch?", and my response is always the same: If it's a universally accepted truth that who we surround ourselves with help to shape us, then clearly I'm a Heartless Bitch because you degenerates have helped fashion me into one.

And so, I have stumbled upon this sanctuary where fellow Bitches understand where I'm coming from and encourage me to share, rant, and discuss with them things that others probably can't handle.

This has been quite liberating. Thank you for taking the time to read this, and I hope that you find me worthy of your community.

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