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It's a hell of a lot of fun. Really. I've been accused of being "as sensitive as a goddamn toilet seat", and I am. Really. I may or may not also be a two-tone motherfucker, but that's another story.
But seriously. Well, I'm smart, and opinionated, and I do exactly what I want, all the time and I'm willing to take the consequences of daring to seize freedom.
I front a rock band. If any of you are musicians, you'll know that you have to be a lousy bastard or a Heartless Bitch to even think about going past the basement stage of amateur musicianship.
I'm a brute. And I'm proud to be a brute. Nobody gets what they deserve. You get what you earn, and you get what you can take, I get what I want because I have the guts to earn it and the balls to take it. Even though the constraints of our overly litigious and fastidious society of wimps and whiners prevents me from being as physically brutal and violent as I would like to be, every day in every way I get nastier and nastier. And I like it that way.
Also, I despise empty, maudlin, Hallmark-card disgusting sentiment in all its many nauseating forms.
I also think that marriage is an outdated institution in its present form; I believe that monogamy is a farce.
I am proud to be short and stocky and muscular with and big legs and a big ass and big tits. I'm very nearly the toughest, strongest, baddest motherfucker I know, and I know a lot of bad motherfuckers and I'm not just talking about the ability to rip someone's arms off and beat them to death with them, in a leisurely fashion.
Also, I play a mean lead guitar.
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