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I loath society's eagerness to dumb down and hand over the reins of
their life to someone or something. Examples: If you require a feature in your
vehicle to assist you in parallel parking, you're not qualified to drive. If you
are driven to such drastic measures as to undergo gastric bypass in order to
curb your voracious appetite, you are not only lazy but possess zero self
discipline. If you actually believe that you are going to find Prince Charming
on eHarmony, you probably still buy into the fairy tale bullshit we were spoon
fed as children. If you find a guy who looks like Prince Charming, he is more
than likely gay.
If these statements are not Bitchy enough for you, feel free to use it on
your "Weakest of the Week" link as I notice it hasn't been updated since 2005.
Is some Bitch asleep at the wheel? Or has the GPS system gone kaput and nobody
remembers how to read a fucking map!
Country: United States
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