Amy
It takes me about 3.5 milliseconds to decide if a person is worth the
energy to keep my eyes open as I listen to their inane bullshit.
Top of the eyes glazed over list?
Any woman who tells me how they had to "train" their husband - don't they
realize that is it hardly a good reflection on themselves that they would talk
about their life partner (and often, sperm donor) as a dog? These are the same
dipshits that send you 8 kazillion forwarded emails with jokes about how guys
won't ask for directions. yawn.
Of course they aren't the only ones - the list could go on and on...parents
who do a shitty parenting job, people who fucked up their finances and expect
the rest of us to bail them out, fucknuts who drive a hummer everywhere at 80
MPH and whimper about the cost of gas, anyone who thinks pablum like "everybody
loves raymond" was funny, assholes that call everything strict "being a
"________" nazi (although as a rule, the holocaust is good joke fodder,
right?)... I could go on but the thought of all these mouth breathers is making
me tense.
I am going to have a margarita and calm down.
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