I have a degree in Women's Studies. To men this seems to translate to I am a lesbian man-hater. I don't remember reading this in the degree description and I cannot find it anywhere on my diploma. Must be something only understood by men, like having balls.

I was in a bar enjoying my own company, (I will never understand why a man can go in a bar by himself and it is ok but if I go by myself I must be trolling for a man), when the man next to me struck up a conversation. This was fine but at the same he kept checking out the table full of giggle and hair flip 21 yr. olds. I seriously thought the man was going to get whiplash that's how obvious he was! He was an idiot and the 21 yr. olds were welcome to him but I was raised to help people in trouble so I thought I would help the asshole. I pointed out to him that there was a mirror behind the bar and he could keep an eye on the table without hurting himself.

I am an RN but I have a rule about helping people who are doing stupid things. I will help you after I get done laughing at you, and don't expect me to not tell you that you were being an idiot! Do you know what Mr. Asshole told me? I am complex, opinionated, and my hair looks like I just got laid! I thanked him for the complement and walked away.

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