Stefanie
How am I a Heartless Bitch? Let me count the ways...
I am Heartless from the lack of tolerance for those who are unable to
comprehend basic facts of life like, everyone must wait in line at the cash
register, regardless of many "important" things they are late for; a carpool
means 2 or more living beings in the vehicle; STOP printed within a red sign at
corner or intersection means to bring your vehicle to a stop, etc.
I am Heartless in that I feel all children should mind their parents, and
suffer severely when they do not. My children will tell you that I a true
believer in public humiliation as a form of discipline, as it works wonders on
teenagers - ask my daughter, who I attended a full week of school with, dressed
in my pajamas with my hair in curlers, or my other daughter, whose principal I
dirty danced with at 3 different school dances.
My son has many times said "you're so lucky none of us kids were born
ugly, because they would have committed suicide just so they wouldn't have to
come to the dinner table". He was merely commenting on the friendly family
humor we typically shared with each other during dinner conversation. I am
brutally honest, no matter the situation, and consider Bitchiness to be gift a
woman is granted! I feel honored to be bestowed with such a gift, and as
such, use it wisely and frequently.
Country: United States
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