I will tell you if you look fat in your jeans when you ask me, I've posted on our wall a list of men my roommate is not allowed to talk to due to their asshole ways, I reprimanded another friend for being a stripper because she lets desperate guys determine the market value of her body (and wrote a monologue about it and posted it online), I mock girls that use baby voices to be cute, and I love to tell all my male friends about how easy they are to lead around with sex and just the thought of sex. I also tell them all the girls they hook up with are fake, air-headed skanks, because it really is true.

If you ask me why your love life is shit, I'll tell you it's because you only meet skanks and losers at bars. I used to work at a bank and I would never be smiling because I hated my job, and sometimes old men would tell me to "smile for them." I'd snarl at them instead! Roar!

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