It's the things I can't stand that make me a Heartless Bitch:

-Kids in Advanced Placement and Honors classes who don't know what 'dysplasia' and 'hegemon' mean. I mean come on! You are in a god-damned HONORS CLASS. You should have a vocabulary (and you only know that word because the teachers have used it for 12 fucking years) beyond that of a first grader!

-Catcalls. If I am walking a mile home from school in 108 degree heat with a 20 pound backpack I do not want to hear your whistles or honks. Its hot. I'm sweaty and gross, and you are a fucking moron.

-People that say I'm too skinny to drink diet coke or diet pepsi. Maybe I like the taste asshole.

-People who put themselves down by comparing themselves to me. YOU ARE NOT TOO FAT. And it is awkward. Very awkward.

-People who think that being loud can get them the right attention.

-People who follow other people to functions for THEIR major and then cause a scene.

-Assholes who right sexist shit on my fucking suite's whiteboard. 4 women and one Heartless Bitch live in there.

-Being told having children and being a stay at home mom is the most important job I can ever have- BY MY ASSHOLE FATHER.

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