For the week of Nov 19, 2007
Exemplary Heartless Bitchitude: Natalie - "I choose to behave the way I do for a reason. If that bothers you, you can choose not to be around."
Exemplary Heartless Bitchitude: Robynne - "I'd take your opinion on religion seriously if you'd acknowledge that it's an opinion rather than a glowing nugget of undeniable wisdom. And even more so if you weren't screaming yourself hoarse trying to convince me of something that you have no business lecturing me about."
Meredith - "I'm the one they describe as saying the things that everyone thinks but is too nice to say."
Jeana - "I use my brain and I do not get mushy and sentimental. Around Valentine's day when single women are whining, I tell them that Valentine's day is not about love, it is about selling candy and flowers."
Victoria - "I'm a Bitch because I won't put out on command , I won't give up, I won't give in, and I won't take your shit. I was raised to be tough."
Rebecca - "Brains and boobs can be found in the same package. I cannot be bought and am not a Barbie doll."
Nissie - "It's not Bitchy when it's true."
Catherine - "if you try to use some sappy sob story to make people feel bad for you, then I am going to lose all respect for you and laugh in your face because you really have no dignity."
Dumas - "I'm too damn sober to put up with you. Get out before I try to fix that."
Jill - "If you're going to take credit for the good in your life, you need to take responsibility for the bad."
Elise - "The only knight in shining armor I want is one with whom I can ride side by side, wearing my own armor and wielding my own sword."
Barbie - ""So you can make me cum/That doesn't make you Jesus" [Thanks, Tori]"
Lisa - "I give my Heart less, when HE's a BITCH."
Elizabeth - "I'm better at Maths than you. Deal with it."
Kathleen - "Stay out of the box. Schrodinger's cat is always fucked."
Kris - "I'm brutally honest enough to warn you upfront that I'm brutally honest."
Elisa - "If you can't be authentic, keep your distance!"
Caroline - "In order to be a woman you have to be a human being first. Therefore a formula of hydrogen peroxide and saline solution doesn't count."
Gemma - "I have standards, and they don't include you. I'm a blonde, but i sure as hell am not a bimbo or a moron, so take your stupidity and find someone who will actually appreciate it."
Joy - "Mostly, I am a Heartless Bitch because I have enough of a heart to know when to leave a guy's ass instead of using him."
Gwenhwyfar - "There is no tool in my garage, and it is MY garage, that I cannot use with confidence."
Susan - "If I pay you, you work for me, not the other way around. Be happy to give me good advice and prove its good, or I'm not paying you."
Sally - "I am NOT a therapist. If you want me to listen, buy me hard liquor NOW!"
Yes! I want to Read about more "Real Life Heartless Bitches"
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