For the week of May 21, 2007
Exemplary Heartless Bitchitude: Jess - "Instead of waiting for someone to rescue me, I saved myself."
Exemplary Heartless Bitchitude: Laura - "Fuck the inner child--I've embraced my inner Bitch!"
Brightsight - "No, I am not a whore - I do it for free because I like it."
Libby - "Having all of us descended from great apes does not make anyone my equal, humans."
Kristina - "In response to, "Lighten up, Bitch." -- "To be as light as you, I'd have to jettison most of my brain.""
Cathy - "I don't take shit, I give it."
Elizabeth - "Not everybody likes me, but that's because I'm not a hundred-dollar bill."
Liz - "If brevity is the soul of wit, your penis must be a riot. -Donna Gephart"
Kimberly - "Being a vicious, man-hating feminazi does not make you a Heartless Bitch. It just screams of overcompensation for internalized incompetencies. Get yourself together."
Kathryn - "If you can't understand why I call myself a Bitch, don't waste my time; I would eventually get bored and you would soon be intimidated."
Alicia - "I'll happily attend the first pity party over your lying, cheating, stealing ex-boyfriend, but please don't invite me to the next one unless you're serving double martinis."
Julie - "Bitches prerogative."
Racheal - "I don't have, nor do I want to have, the time to listen to your whining. Shut up and do something about it already."
Sharon - "I am a sarcastic Bitch. My razor sharp wit will cut you."
Elsa - "(addressed to validated-only-by-sex roommate) - "Hon, please don't tell me about the guy you're going out with tonight while you still stink of the guy who just left and your eyes are teary from worrying about what your boyfriend will think.""
Marianne - "Do I look like care? Do you see the tears of concern in my eye?"
Denise - "Die if you hate me. Love me and live!"
Pascale - "Just because you have more power than I do does not make you more important than me."
Laurie - "Being a Heartless Bitch is having the ability to spot ignorance and the self-esteem to point it out."
Yes! I want to Read about more "Real Life Heartless Bitches"
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