Okay, my name is Nicole and I'm a Heartless Bitch because I get annoyed easily, hell I'm always pissed at something, but I am fucking sick of a few specific things and I don't fucking care if you agree or disagree, and if you wanna hear it or not, get over it:

1. Being obsessed. Why the fuck do people have to be stalkers, freaks, and losers? And obviously if people are obsessed, then all they're going to end up as, is being anally raped in jail by a fat guy named Bubba, or with a restraining order right smack in their face.

2. Attention whores. Why do attention whores always have so many friends? Can't society see that attention whores are pathetic losers who are like parasites, that all they do is suck off people until they use them up or until the host kills them? Seriously, people need a virtual reality Bitch-slap.

3. People who spend hours telling me their little anecdote that I couldn't give two shits about. Jesus, I really get annoyed by these people. Don't they understand that by the first sentence I want to shoot them, and that I could less then a microscopic piece of rotted, desecrated piece of shit?

4. Guilt-trippers. I really despise these kinds of people, because they're just more pathetic versions of attention whores, and the loser anecdote people. I really could pull a bazooka out on them. I DONT FUCKING CARE ABOUT YOUR STUPID STORY.

5. People who don't listen. WTF IS UP WITH THESE PEOPLE?! Like Jesus, I said it once, the next time I say it, you're just going to get more attitude then the first time, and a dirty look. And I swear, if you say the word "what?", I will Bitch-slap you.

6. Emotional eaters. Yeah, sure one of your 40 cats died, wah wah you fucking loser. Get over it. Go to the gym, shed some pounds, and maybe you wouldn't have to rely on masturbation, television, bags of Family Sized Herrs Chips and your cats to keep you entertained.

7. People who think they're "The Shit". Well, you're not. No matter what clothes you wear, how much money you have, or how many friends you "have", you're not The Shit. There's no such thing as being "The Shit". Unless, you're brown, lumpy, go into a porcelain bowl, and come out someone's asshole, you're not "The Shit."

8. People who wear too-tight clothes, or too few clothes. Okay, if you have more rolls than the baker, you need to wear regular sized clothes. Yeah, maybe you think you look hot with tight shirts that express your curves, or jeans that make your "Muffin Tops" bigger, but I'm here to tell you: you don't. Consider the term, "clothes" and take it into perspective.

9. Guys who don't get the clue you don't want to screw them. The first time he asks, fine - you say no. The second time he asks and persists, it's just annoying. But by the third, fourth, and fifth time you need to slap him upside the head, grab his balls, and twist them until they don't twist anymore. What part of, "No thank you, I don't want to screw until I can't anymore," doesn't the jerkoff understand?

10. Pedophiles. WTF IS UP WITH THESE TWISTED PERVERTS? Yeah, so maybe Mommy did drugs in the kitchen, while Daddy "touched your wee-wee" who the fuck cares? Just because maybe your father did that to you, doesn't give you any excuse to go around getting a blow-job off a poor little kid. Maybe its that "Holy shit, he's a rapist, stalker, or just a plain freak" vibe is the reason you don't get any action. Stop thinking of having sex with a 9 year old.

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