I was born a Heartless Bitch. At 9 months of age, I wanted a sippy cup like my older brother, and launched my bottle right at my mother's forehead.

I had few friends growing up because I never had any sympathy for their self-induced crisis after self-induced crisis.

My favorite phrases were "yah, so?" and "cry me a river, baby."

I tackled the Queen Bee in 8th grade when we were playing flag football and said "oh, gee, sorry, I forgot what we were doing."

I ride a Harley (FXDL) and don't care what anyone thinks about it. My motorcycle friends call me The Empress.

Country: United States

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