I always knew I could be a Heartless Bitch and I don't hate men...Only one. The violent, abusive, manipulative, emotional abuser I was married to for 10 years and divorced from for 8! Guess what? The bastard died and I went to his funeral just to make sure it was really true. Not totally convinced he was dead I decided that I had to view the body...and there he was, all in his splendor, dead in his coffin! Aged 52. The following is how I would have liked to word his death notice in the local paper...

LENNY'S DEAD. HOLDEN FOR SALE.

I did get to whisper some departing words to him while he laid in his nice, white coffin that was soon going to be charcoal...

"Hey Lenny, guess what? You're dead and I'm not!

It was a momentous occasion!

Country: Australia

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