Katie
I find it simply charming how well women have progressed throughout
history. Let’s go from an age of obedient lap dog housewives to whorishly clad
pop stars who most likely sucked many a dick to get where they are today. The
feminine pride that fills me is simply overwhelming.
Ok, it is truly revolting that women must utilize their freedom in order to
prostitute themselves. Oh cool, equal rights, shall I shake my ass in a hip-hop
video to pay homage to the suffragists? Sounds like a plan. To hell with proving
that women are intelligent and strong.
Wow, I really must stop fading into sarcasm mode. Moving on.
Ladies, last time I checked women were usually born with all their parts.
No missing organs or fragmented frontal lobes. It tends to be mostly all there.
Therefore, I’m pretty sure that a man in your life is not necessary for
existence. I’ve been boyfriendless for a great portion of time now and I have
yet to burst into flames or melt into some sort of gross ooze. I’ll call you if
I do though, promise.
I’ve become quite aware of the word ‘therapist’ being stamped on my head,
but doesn’t that mean you should heed my advice? Therapy = Bitch, rant, and then
continue making the same stupid mistakes? I think not. If you want your
boyfriends to stop being assholes, then try this: stop dating assholes! I know
how difficult that must be for you. That revolting charm must be so
irresistible. Ugh.
Stop telling me I “need a man”. We were NOT put on this earth to find a
mate. No, I am NOT going to go out of my way to look for a guy. So dreadfully
sorry, I’m a little busy getting a college education. I guess I don’t know how
to prioritize, huh? What happens happens. Right now, however, I believe my
friends are more than enough humans for my life.
Boys and girls alike, stop complaining about being single. How long must
you dwell on the break up of a relationship that lasted less than a month? How
sorry is your existence that you can’t support yourself without having someone
grope you and tell you how hot you are?
Apparently you can be in love with seven different guys within two months.
And nothing says love like humping each other on the dance floor.
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