Dana
-I get extremely angry and occasionally laugh when a shopper in a department store gets angry at a cashier for not knowing the price of a candle holder without a tag on it.
-I hate small talk. You know I don't care about you and I know very well you don't care about me. I can see that the weather is beautiful today. You don't need to point it out to me like I'm a retard.
-I believe nice guys finish last for a reason. They're ugly and desperate and play Dungeons and Dragons and WoW.
-I treat servers in restaurants with RESPECT. I don't expect them to know everything. If they forget to bring me my water or give me a salad with chicken with I requested no chicken, I don't freak out or get angry. I will either politely ask them again or just forget about it. You never know who's stressed out and having a bad day. Maybe they're just really busy! I put myself in other people's shoes, god dammit.
-If gross old guys hit on me, I flat out tell them that they're gross and old. They need to know the truth.
-I like big dicks. Sorry. I'm tall and my vagina is long. A three incher just won't cut it.
-I get extremely pissed off when people make fun of diseases in front of groups of people. You never know who has what or knows someone who has a disease. Don't tell a bald guy he looks like a cancer patient. He'll probably end up telling you his mom died of cancer. You don't want to look like a douche, do you?
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