Courtney
Dear Potential Boyfriend,
I must warn you, I am a Heartless Bitch. I can be sweet, generous,
empathetic, and docile - but I do things my way. I'm never mean, I'm just
careful, and I don't feel sorry for you if it hurts your feelings. I don't want
to spoon with you every night, I need my space. When we are in public, please
don't nibble on my ear, I don't need to be identified as your other half. If
your grandmother dies and you cry, I will dutifully sooth your sorrow; if my
workload makes you jealous and you cry, I will turn off my cell phone. I'd
advise against trying to manipulate me. What? You think I got this way by
default? I learned through experience, and trust me, I'm always two steps ahead
of you. Buying me things will just lead to my resentment; I'll never owe you
anything. If you want me to be honest, I will. However, don't expect to always
like my answer; don't expect my pity if it bothers you. Furthermore, I won't
tell you everything about myself and if you press the matter your complaints
will simply fall on deaf ears. I don't *need* you. I don't really *need* anyone.
Don't be too discouraged. I'm not some psychopath, ready to pounce at the
most minute offence. I typically avoid confrontation but I never fail to stand
up for myself. I don't let feelings get in the way of my happiness and success.
Although I'm not opposed to love and passion, my life isn't dependant on these
things. Nobody has ever spoon-fed me, and I won't achieve greatness if I don't
get there on my own. I can do it by myself, and I just may invite you along for
the ride.
Heartlessly yours,
Courtney =)
Country: United States
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