Clarissa
I was going to start this with "I'm a Heartless Bitch because..." and then I realized that it wasn't just one single thing that made me that way. It's more my natural state of being.
I'm successful in a male dominated field, and I don't for one second think that that makes me god's gift to feminism because I got there without sleeping with my boss. I would love to have a dialog with those women who seem to think that having ovaries inherently makes me their sister and explain to them in excruciating detail why it doesn't. Woohoo you're a woman, what do you want? A cookie?
I've been single for a long time, because it turns out I'm happier that way. Something about depending on someone else too much gives me hives. That, and it's hard to find a guy who understands that yes, sometimes I would rather sit at home in my underpants and watch bad TV than go out with you. And no, I'm not sorry for it.
Ive managed to create a decent writing career out of my blog because apparently, it's rare for women to have opinions and voice them. At least thats what my readers tell me. Then again, one plagiarized my work and told me that it was his right because "You can't own ideas", so I'm not sure how much I trust their feedback.
I don't apologize every 30 seconds for being able to stand on my own two feet and I think people that do deserve to have theirs stepped on.
I think anyone who says "Girl Power" should be shot on sight, as well as the person who invented the Brazilian Wax. ("it doesn't hurt", my ass. I cried like a little kid with a skinned knee.)
I don't think being a vapid whore is in any way cute which is why I want to slap the shit out of a lot of people. But I promised I'd stop doing that. Although I might reevaluate my decision. The Clarissa that ended up in Weak of the Week fucks me off because no matter what the name Clarissa will somehow be associated with that steaming pile she considered a submission.
Anyway, I can sit here and type line after line about what makes me a Bitch. Hell, I could probably get confirmation from anyone who was ever brave enough to date me. The truth is, being a Heartless Bitch isn't a choice, it's a lifestyle.
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