I'm a Heartless Bitch because my world doesn't suddenly stop every time a drama queen (or king) has another catastrophe they just HAVE to tell me about.

I don't have to tell you when you are a bastard because it is a waste of MY time.

I won't quit procrastinating tomorrow, I'll quit procrastinating when I feel good and ready, if I'm getting my shit handled, what do you care?

If I catch a woman being intentionally stupid for attention, I tell her immediately to knock it the fuck off.

If I catch a guy being intentionally stupid for attention, I give him the ten to twenty band aids he needs afterwards and tell him to knock it the fuck off.

I don't have time to listen to you explain to me for the millionth time you are going to slit your wrists. Frankly, you would have done it by now. Get the counseling you need, get better, and get on to the good stuff.

If you push me down, get ready for the swift kick to the back of your knees.

Country: Canada

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