Sydney
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I laughed at first look, then became utterly quiet and rather solemn when I discovered this wasn't a "lark" and began perusing the website.
Then of course, I laughed again when I read "weak of the week".
But, September of last year? Surely there are more, there must be more. Do you need me to edit and update? I volunteer, but of course you'll have to make me a member.
People don't call me "broadzilla" for 'nuthin.
It's one of many nick-names. I choose "Blue Collar Goddess" because it's truly what I am. I don't apologize for who I am, where I come from or where I'm headed. My ex husband recently screamed into my voicemail what a tramp I am.
I replied in kind (without screaming, of course, no need for drama) "Who says 'tramp' anymore? What? Are we living in the dark ages? Next time get it right asshole, I'm a CUNT!"
I try to take the wind out of anyone's sails before they actually hit the water. When people say, "Gawd, you're such a Bitch!" I always brighten up and say, "Why, yes I am!"
If they laugh, we can communicate like proper adults. If they look confused I wait for the next comment and dutifully wipe their noses. If they walk away, I am assured of not wasting precious time with imbeciles.
I've lived too long, dealt with far too many stupid people to pretend to have patience for them.
I was a collections agent for a large corporation for a time. I did better than their best long time employee because while I am most definitely a Bitch, I have empathy and understand that it takes time for many people in this day and age to meet their debts. Work with me, I'll work with you. Blow me off, and I can make your life a living hell within the legal limits of the law.
A true Bitch knows when to push, when to pull and when to file her nails. Metaphorically speaking, of course.
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