I am a Heartless Bitch because I work in a county hospital ER. I don't CARE if you came in by ambulance for a hang nail and now have no way home. Walk!

I don't care if you showed up at 9pm for a headache and now are starving because you didn't have dinner. What were you doing all day before coming here?

Your child does NOT have a fever until you've at least tried to give him Tylenol. You know, that stuff in Walgreens?

Walgreens also sells Monistat, why are you hear at 4am for a yeast infection?

Yes the guy with the heart attack goes first, I don't care if you've waited 2 hours for a headache you've had for 3 months but you ran out of Demerol at 2am.

Oh yes, and the sign outside says "hospital" not "Hilton". There is a difference.

And if she's in the hospital for severe stomach pain, let HER answer the questions. I don't care if you think she's sick because you didn't "get some" last night.

If you are having a baby in my hallway stretcher in my ER, you are not a virgin, and even your mother standing next to you is going to know it.

I want a new movie: "The 7th sense... I see STUPID people". Please. I'll pay for it. Hell, I'll WRITE it.

But really, I love my job!

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