I'm a Heartless Bitch because ... wait just a second here! I prefer the term, "Cranky Old Spinster" to Heartless Bitch. Let's start again - ahem (clears throat in effort to loosen considerable volume of bile). I'm a Cranky Old Spinster because polite social discourse is appropriate only for those people who fall into the group that will be henceforth be known as, "The Unavoidables". This group includes your grandmother, cat-sitting neighbours, people who sign our paychecks, government wage-slaves who are processing important papers, and (very heavy sigh) Insurance Companies. There are others of course, but everyone else is fair game.

If I think your favorite musical artist is a talentless Bimbo/Himbo I'll tell you, and if the Romantic Comedy you're waxing poetic about makes me want to eat my own spleen, again, I'll smirk condescendingly as I describe in detail why it reeks to high heavens.

Slow/stupid drivers? They drive me whacka'whacka!

Bridezillas? As the song goes, "If I had a hammer ...". Stop me before I rant again!

Country: Canada

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