For the week of Nov 20, 2006
Exemplary Heartless Bitch: Brigid - "I won't pretend to be anything I'm not just to assuage someone else's insecurity."
Exemplary Heartless Bitch: Leslie - "Doing make-up, nails, hair, etc. cuts into my reading time. So I do the whole routine once or twice a year. Period."
Ann - "Trash once in the trashcan will never be picked up again!"
Nicole - "Stand By for the motherfucking Standby"
Toni - "Don't hate me because I tell you the truth. Despise me because you know I am right."
Eric - "I'm my own person, and sometimes things go wrong, and sometimes they go right, but it's better to be an imperfect person rather than a perfect asshole."
Jenny - "I look out for myself, and think the world would be a better place if there were more honesty and less ass-kissing."
Bonnie - "I friggin' want to SLAM the nutz of the neo-MEN who run everything. The only thing smaller than their balls are their brains."
Jessica - "I have a very low bullshit threshold."
Alex - "I'm like the sun - I can mean warmth and life for your world, but walking on me will get your ass fried."
Irena - "With the help of the rubber gloves in my kitchen, I can wipe out the trace of ANY aggressive idiot's DNA."
Kelly - "Blunt, straight forward, sarcastic and determined"
Tientje - "Thanks for your question, but you're wrong, and I'm going to tell you why."
Sarah - "I am a Bitch, was born a Bitch, and will always be a Bitch."
Yes! I want to Read about more "Real Life Heartless Bitches"
|