For the week of Oct 09, 2006
Candace - "I'm intolerant of idiots. And you seem to be one."
Cate - "If you approach me when I've clearly signaled (through body language and facial expression) that I do not talk to men I don't know, it will be my primary endeavor to make you deeply regret you ever talked to me."
Helen - "My favourite response to requests for help: What would you do if I wasn't here? Well, there you go..."
Jennifer - "If you're afflicted by my mental agility, wait until you meet my foot's agility!"
Harriet - "I've got better things to do than listen to that crap."
Stephanie - "There is not enough chlorine in the world to sanitize the gene pool."
Lori - "Don't ask for my opinion unless you really want it. I'm not going to blow sunshine up your asshole just because you "need to feel appreciated""
Rachel - "Cancer is a Bitch but so am I!"
Allison - "I really don't like most people."
Jennifer - "Bill Hicks, on one of his comedy albums, has a song called "Chicks Dig Jerks". That may be true, but women dig men, and Heartless Bitches dig holes for the shit they've dealt with and composted into food for positive growth."
Kate - "If you want something, don't ask for a handout, especially from me -- get off your ass and work for it yourself!"
Bhavna - "If only all women could convert into Heartless Bitches, our world can begin to clean up the irresponsible party mess that has been accumulating since the beginning of time."
Jeff - "I'm sorry, did you say something important? I must of missed it."
Corey - "Piss me of and you'll find out."
Jan - "I'd rather be hated for what I am, than loved for what I am not."
Bríd - "My grandmother used to say, "We've all gotta take our own hides to market," so quit asking me to curry yours. Unless, of course, you want it tanned."
Ntsha - "I am just a plain old Bitch"
Yes! I want to Read about more "Real Life Heartless Bitches"
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