Heartless Bitch of the Week: Jen - "Your opinion doesn't entitle you to my agreement and don't fucking ask for mine unless you REALLY want it. You just might get what you ask for."

Robin - "If a man doesn't like you the way you are, tell HIM to get the breast implants!"

Shell - "My daughter introduced my fiancée as, 'This is my mom's Bitch, Greg.' Awesome!"

Kylie - "FANNY POWER"

Ami - "Being a Heartless Bitch means keeping your self-respect and self-preservation intact."

Diana - "I am Diana, Love me or hate me."

Ellie - "It is my right to rearrange the magazine racks so as not to be forced to look at images and messages that reduce my personhood to sexual desire."

Fanta - "Lack of clichés; Search for anything out of the usual; I know what I want and really it's not what you want."

J - "Some of us are born, some of us are made."

Kelley - "I am a Bitch because I am a strong, confident woman and damn proud of it! And if you don't like it, I will have my mini Bitch smack some sense into ya! MUWAH!"

Laura - "Sorry, I don't speak retardese."

Erin - "If your idea of the 'perfect' woman stands in front of the stove all day, you're going to go hungry in this house, bub."

Kathleen - "I can see why you insist on talking to my breasts instead of me. The gap between your IQ and theirs is a lot lower than the one between yours and mine."

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