For the week of Aug 7, 2006
Heartless Bitch of the Week: Stacy - "You say blowjob like it's the best job I could possibly hope for. Please spare me from cleaning the mess on THAT glass ceiling."
Heartless Bitch of the Week: Heidi - "Why are you looking at me as if I should care?"
Anna - "Giving birth is a natural process. So is going to the toilet. Why is it we're inordinately proud of one and not the other? The next time I'm invited to a sodding Christening I'm taking one of my perfectly formed stools so that everyone can admire that and congratulate me on my fiber intake."
Rivka - "If you can't handle that, bite yourself. Don't bite me: I don't want your saliva anywhere NEAR my personal space."
Cherry - "Bite Me if you dare"
Cassandra - "Fine, go ahead and kill yourself. Put yourself out of my misery."
Rebekah - "I'm a verbose Heartless Bitch. I can't be summarized in a sentence."
Nicole - "Assume nothing, absorb everything, and act in all things as a scalpel, removing the cysts and tumors that the body may survive."
Phillip - "God help you if you fuck with me, because I'll personally see to it that you live out the rest of your life with your ass in a sling."
Nena - "Sometimes I sit back and wonder how 50% of the population survived childhood and then I remember that Natural Selection is obsolete."
Robert - "Trust your own body and feelings: they simply arise and they hold lessons. The rest of things, the Mystery, is not yours alone."
Mary - "A true Bitch cuts deeply with a dull knife. The deeper the scar, the more profound her influence."
Janelle - "Uppity is freedom. Bitch is liberation."
Chrispy - "I don't have to be anything."
Laura - "If you don't like it... fuck off."
Don - "Stand up, get your back against the wall, get a running start, and LEAP into reality!"
Bryan - "You're depressed because Karma can be a bigger Bitch than you!"
Keri - "Shut the f*ck up and get over yourself already!"
Katy - "I don't need you to like me"
Yes! I want to Read about more "Real Life Heartless Bitches"
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