For the week of July 31, 2006
Heartless Bitch of the Week: Allie - "If you can't accept me for who I am then you can fuck off; I do not need your weak ass in my life."
Emerald - "Better a Bitch than a lapdog!"
Melissa - "Life is short. There are worse things than being alone."
Sally - "I am not smiling at you. I am plotting the next stage in my plan for world domination."
Ashley - "No prayer for the slackers and whiners."
Chelle - "If you wanted something bright, bubbly, and fun, you should have brought a lava lamp mate, NOT bothered me."
Myisha - "I don't take and shit from anyone no matter who they are."
Alexandra - "Only a narcissist of epic proportions could utter the phrase "you don't really mean that"."
A.H. - "You are what you do...AND what you say."
Lesley - "Drive it like you own it."
Jonathan - "Hell yeah, you may think I'm a jerk sometimes, but at least you can trust me to be who I am, and nothing more."
Aspsusa - "Most idiots are clue-resistant. You might as well amuse yourself - no need to worry about their feelings, they won't get your joke anyway."
Andrea - "Either you love me or you hate me. There are no gray areas with me--it's all either black or white!"
Laura - "Show me perfection; I'll show you a lie."
Dawn - "I just am. The people that know me best love me for it and don't let me forget that I am a Heartless Bitch."
Ande - "I'd give you a piece of my mind, but you'd only cut yourself with it."
Katherine - ""I said I was both childfree and a misanthropist. How can I be a danger to you or your children if I don't want anything to do with any of you?" ~ Me, to a Spoiled Whore/ Entitled-Mommy neighbor."
Payne - "Get a fucking hold on yourself, sister! Grow some goddammned ovaries!"
Laura - "And what makes you think I give a flying fuck?"
Kelly - "You want the perfect woman? Then you'd better be a Derek Jeter."
Rebecca - "I don't give a rat's ass about your condition if you don't give a rat's ass about truly fixing it."
Veronica - "I'm blonde, but I'm not THAT blonde!"
Lisa - "Yes, I am a Bitch. A Heartless one. Don't touch the Bitch!"
Eric - "Those who cling to others' heels and beg for their respect have no respect for themselves, and they're not getting any from me either."
Dorate - "Medea had it right. The only cure for stupidity involves a bathtub of boiling water."
Yes! I want to Read about more "Real Life Heartless Bitches"
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