For the week of June 4, 2006
Exemplary Heartless Bitch!: Jayme - "Juliet was an idiot, Cinderella a doormat. I will be damned if I am going to sit around and wait for some guy to "save me"... I have more important thing to do with my time."
Exemplary Heartless Bitch!: Mia - "When Life, being the Bitch that it is, kicks me in the ass...I will repay it in kind by giving it a black eye and a few missing teeth."
Exemplary Heartless Bitch!: Rowan - "You can question my reasoning, my motivations, even my ethics, but never question my integrity, or doubt my perspicacity."
Ashleigh - "I'm not Cinderella and you ain't my prince charming, get it loser?"
Rachel - "Being honest doesn't have to entail being mean."
Reta - "If I hurt your feelings, it was intended."
Ali - "You grab my ass, I'll kick yours."
Linden - "I say what I mean no matter what they wanted to hear."
Genie - "I will only warn you once before giving you my opinion when you ask for it. If you can't handle honesty; do not ask me what I think."
Kristin - "It's what I want, not what you think I need that's important."
Tara - "I live life for me only and usually get what I want by taking NO crap"
Gracie - "If you lose your breath, you lose your turn. You can't interrupt an interesting idea."
Nellie - "Don't be a pussy... Be a VAGINA!"
Claudette - "Actually, we do have hearts, we just keep them to ourselves."
Sonya - "In the end, I'm the only person that wipes my ass. Therefore, I don't give a damn about what other people think, say, or do!"
Jay - "If at first you don't succeed than get over it, move on, or try again or do something anything but don't make it my fucking problem."
Lennie - "Being a Bitch is a lot like eating really expensive chocolate. If you overindulge in it all of the time it is no longer a treat for everyone. I like to save it for the more important events in life and then go on a binge and let everyone that is within hearing distance share in the experience."
Pat - "Accept me for the true Bitch that I am..."
Erin - "If you're not here to help me, get out of my way."
Lianne - "Cute but evil"
Angela - "I'm sick of waiting around for someone else to fix things, let me at it."
Jessika - "If you honestly wish to reproduce in the near future then I would strongly advise shutting the fuck up."
Yes! I want to Read about more "Real Life Heartless Bitches"
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