For the week of Mar 6, 2006
Heartless Bitch of the Week: Julie - "I've known a lot of pussies, dicks, and assholes and what surprised me most was the lack of BALLS."
Jadey - "I am simply me, like me, love me, don't try to change me."
Stephanie - "Oh I'm sorry, I didn't realise I was wearing the 'I give a shit' face, because I don't."
Kiki - "Screw the rules...The universe is an intelligence test" - Timothy Leary.
Lola - "I can't remember who, but someone said we're all born with a bag full of shit, and each day, we have to eat our piece of it, but we don't have to pretend to love eating our piece of shit."
D'anima - "I am not the world's mistress, beset on consistently sucking off the mass's notion of perpetual femininity. If I wanted to be a whore I'd get paid more than a fair day's slave wage of boring ordinariness."
Kami - "Don't dwell on things you have no control over. Suck it up, learn from it and MOVE ON! ....... There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full."
Jerilyn - "Being Heartless doesn't mean I don't have a heart but it does mean I know when and how to give it, withhold it, harden it, and follow it."
Elle - "Don't invade my space, unless expressly invited. No means NO"
Tamika - "I will look you right in the face and laugh at your dumb-ass, and if you don't know why I am laughing at you, I will explain why you are a failure to society and you should be ashamed of your existence. (yes, this HAS been done before...MANY times)"
Adrienne - "If you treat me like crap and you can expect it back."
Pippalynne - "Why the hell should I?"
Mo - "I am bitter. I'm aggravated at the world. I'm content with that."
Bess - "I am open-minded, determined, intelligent, opinionated, and I don't settle for less than I deserve."
Rae - "I am who I am, I won't change for anyone but me, if you can't deal with that then you can GO FUCK YOURSELF!"
Gretchen - "Flippin you off from Cowtown Texas baby!!!"
Annie - "I don't have to like you and I don't need you to like me!"
Michelle - "I don't exercise because I want to be thin, I exercise because my heart likes it. Here's a tip, eat less crap, exercise more, you may not be thin but you will be who you are meant to be. Deal with it."
Bulbul - "Heartlessness can't get more original than this."
Allison - "I'm more of a man than you'll ever be and more of a woman than you'll ever get!"
Jenn - "Attention! All those who deliberately construct problems for themselves and then whine to me about it: I. Do. Not. Care. Cry me a river, build a bridge, and get the hell over it, because I'm not going to coddle you. Save that mess for Dr. Phil; at least he gets paid for it."
Caroline - "Stop whining and tell someone who gives a shit!"
Yes! I want to Read about more "Real Life Heartless Bitches"
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