For the week of Feb 13, 2006
Heartless Bitch of the Week: Alexis - "My anger is not cute!"
Heartless Bitch of the Week: Deborah - "I've had gum on my shoe that was less clingy and annoying than you are, and it smelled like mint."
Lindsay - "I have the emotional attachment of a goldfish... as soon as I go around the room I have forgotten your face."
Jessica - "(said to a friend desperate to get a guy) Van Gogh cut his ear off for a girl, but the eyes are the mirror to the soul."
Mary - "I don't need a lobotomy; I'll read Sophie Kinsella instead."
Mel - "Some men find my wit and intelligence intimidating and I'm grateful for that, because that way I sift out the tossers."
Alondra - "In a world of men and women, I prefer to be human."
Beckinbigd - "Take care of yourself. If you don't, there will be no one else there to live with the consequences. Especially me."
Samantha - "No, really, I don't care."
Cynthia - "I have a brain and I'm not afraid to use it."
Susan - "I love to terminate employees---only if they fail to live up to their job standards."
Lori - "I am strong, independent and secure. I rely on myself. Thank You."
Alexe - "Oscar Wilde puts it better than I could, so: "Seat on principles, they're bound to yield one day." Yep, that's me."
Kim - "No, I will NOT wipe your ass for you."
Vanessa - "Of course I'm mean, but that's not MY problem."
Tiffany - "What part of "I would rather chew my own leg off than go out with you" don't you understand?"
Nikoloas - "Thank you so much for annoying the fuck out of me. Now have a nice day getting herpes you sappy bastard."
Dee - "If you want to talk to me then pull your head out of your arse and stop mumbling. I like to look people in the both eyes when I reply."
Natalie - "Before you I was, after you, I'll still be me."
Leslie - "I cry because you disappointed me not because I can't live without you... Goodbye is one of my favorite words."
Hallie - "Do or do not. Just get the fuck out of my way."
Angelique - "If you cannot understand words with more than four letters do not bore me with your infantile attempts at wit."
Kristi - "I know what I want, if that makes me a BITCH so be it."
Laura - "I heard too many men say that pussy is a weapon, well I wish they would teach me how to kill with it."
Danielle - "Anyone who doesn't like me for who I am can just fuck themselves."
Dema - "When I have to be a Bitch, it's just going to happen, like hail or sunspots. Therefore it stands to reason that there will be always be someone, somewhere who will just have to kiss my ass for this :)"
Cath - "Sod it, I'm no good at one liners. This is modified from a cartoon. "If I'm supposed to get my feminine instincts naturally, I'm not bloody well having you tell me how to behave.""
Melissa - "I walk tall and proud and fast."
Carly - "I'm a Heartless Bitch because I can be."
Linda - "I am single, and I like it."
Pi - "Don't whine! fight!"
Bridget - "Pick up your skirt, grab your balls.. and quit being such a whiny little Bitch!"
De - "RUTHLESS"
Sharon - "We are beautiful, we are young and we can do it all; no freaking asshole with a cute face and a "pimped" car is gonna let us go down."
Diane - "Be interesting, or be ignored."
Dan - "I'm not afraid to be myself."
Shane - "I am not a pretty girl. No, that is not what I do."
Yes! I want to Read about more "Real Life Heartless Bitches"
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