Phedre
1. I never preface a statement with "I respect what you're saying
but"
2. When cooking for potential friends, I test their food wimpiness by
cooking with offal and anchovies.
3. I press the hang-up button if my hear our perky secretary being
courteous to telemarketers.
4. The appeal of a man who could be a romantic partner or a future spouse
directly competes with the appeal of my own bathroom.
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