Everywhere I look, I keep meeting egos who remind me of bacteria: they multiply in the presence of sweet nothings, alcohol just sterilizes them, and their influence in on my health is often hyper-inflated. I like to think of myself as an Antibiotic - deflating egos and given a wide berth, usually by not paying attention their bullshit (of course, I take similes too far).

Unfortunately I rarely possess any quick or well-expressed wit other than sarcasm and cynicism but I find that the polished wits only become so when driven to practice their slogans on themselves by an insecure personality.

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