Tell me your troubles, I say, "grow up."

Whine about some weak-willed man, I say, "baby, they're like the bus, there'll be another one along in 15 minutes."

Tell me I'm not very feminine--I'll quote Roseanne Barr--("well then suck my dick!")

Just so you know, size does matter and if you can't do something for me I can't do for myself, then go home.

If you remind me of your gifts to me, I will remind you I didn't ask you for a goddamn thing and send you and your sparklies packing.

Kiss me like you mean it, or don't kiss me at all.

If I want to play with the girls sometimes I will and no, you are not invited.

If you're lucky enough for me to love you, you'll love me back properly if you know what's good for you.

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