Louisa
I'm a Heartless Bitch and damn proud of it, because I know it's a title I've only earned by standing up and doing battle with the legions of stupid hanging around in the species. See, I'm actually a perfectly decent and polite human being as long as YOU are not a moron. Shockingly, I have better things to do with my time that stand around snapping at everything that moves, bathing in the blood of men, or whatever else it is that you think women like me seem to do. What I am NOT willing to do is sit back and watch you disrupt any part of my life with your whining, your incompetence, or your laziness (and believe me, your balls get ripped off and sent to a special hell if you prove completely unable to take "no" for an answer).
I'm an opinionated Bitch because I'd rather voice a well grounded, unpopular opinion than play along just to make friends. The opinion of the ignorant is worth less than the salt that I put on my chips anyway.
I'm a frigid Bitch because, for friends and lovers alike, I'm happy to wait twenty years for one person to bowl me over with their awesomeness rather than entertain a string of maybes. I'm secure enough in myself to know who I will enjoy having in my life and who I will want to spend my time with when I see them. Picky? Sure, but since when was refusing to settle for second-best a bad thing?
I've got a pretty blessed life. I know it, and I'm damn grateful for it. But no, it isn't luck; it's because my family worked their asses off (and still do) to make sure my brother and I had the best things in life, and it's because I've worked my ass off to make sure that I don't screw it up. I guess maybe I don't understand how haaaard it is for other people, but fuck if I haven't earned that privileged position. If that makes me the villainess of this piece, fine by me! I've already got the button and the black flared gloves.
Country: United Kingdom
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