Katie
Well, let's see. I was always the "smart girl" when I was in high school -- glasses, bad skin, big nose, my peers looking at me like I'd sprouted an extra head strangely resembling Pat Robertson when the teacher called out my grade for the nine weeks. The whole bit. I was raised right-wing Christian but was converted to the GodDamn Independent party when I realized that thing between my ears could be used for more than just comprehending algebra, although it took me sixteen years to figure that out.
I like to think of myself as a Bitch mostly because I have never conformed to the media's standard of what a girl should be. I almost never wear makeup, I only bathe every other day, I never style my hair, it takes me three minutes to get ready every morning, and I get most of my clothes from Wal-Mart (I'd rather go to Target, since they have cooler stuff, but the nearest Target to where I live is fifty miles away). The general stupidity of my particular demographic has always baffled me. I've only gone out with one person in my eighteen years, but I never felt romantically involved with him. I'm a virgin, and I intend to stay that way until I want that to change -- no religious abstinence program or societal pressure will convince me to have sex sooner or later than I want to. And I will make him use a condom, even though I take birth control. My politics are bleeding-heart liberal in general, although I guess you could consider me a gun nut if you wanted to, since I support the right to defend oneself. My best friend is my best friend because we're both Heartless Bitches, not because we shop the same places or belong to the in-crowd. I never had many friends in school, mostly because I was shy and couldn't find anyone worth the effort to strike up a conversation with.
In summary, I'm smart, dirty, friendless, unsexed, and damn proud of it.
Country: United States
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